Al Sleet, the Hippy Dippy Weatherman: "Weather tonight: dark. Turning partly light by morning."

Ptolemy: I know that I am mortal and the creature of a day; but when I search out the massed wheeling circles of the stars, my feet no longer touch the earth, but, side by side with Zeus himself, I take my fill of ambrosia, the food of the gods.

Phil: "7500 years of Humanity celebrating in one form or another, the return of the Sun to the Northern Hemisphere. Let's Partae! Merry Winter Solstice! In fact, let's call it a Happy New Year! WooHoo! It seems like the whole Northern Hemisphere is turning green."

Madison: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!"

Jerry Falwell: "There's been a concerted effort to steal Christmas.”

Charlemagne: "Permissum nos lacto paganus converto."

Noah(Bill Cosby): "Right.................What's an Ark?"

William F. Buckley: Though liberals do a great deal of talking about hearing other points of view, it sometimes shocks them to learn that there are other points of view.

Martin (The Geico Gecko): "And you're going to live forever.......when you die! But you'll love it? Oh dear."

Phil: "I suspect most people would like to live forever..............while they're alive!"

Freud: "Das ist nicht richtig, Scheissekopf!"

John McEnroe: "You've got to be kidding me! That was on the line."