Donald Trump: "As long as you’re going to be thinking anyway, think big."

Carl Jung: "Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.”

Gypsy Rose Lee: "Let me entertain you."

Phil: "From a quantum dramatics perspective her quarks are astonishing! Galactically speaking, of course."

McMurphy: "I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

Groucho: “Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?”

Phil: "Reality! A dynamic equilibrium of Multiversal (infinite universes) Mandelbrot curvature in ID (infinite dimensions)."

Janet Jackson: "Wardrobe malfunction."

Phil: "The PolyMcMurphic Law: In our Multiverse, everything that can go wrong has already gone wrong...an infinite number of times!"

Yogi Berra: "It's déjà vu all over again."

Phil: "Any news?"

Chauncey Gardner: "I like to watch."

Phil: "Strunk said it best."

Albert Einstein: Energy equals Mass times the speed of light squared.

Phil: Where did all that energy go? Oh dear, what's the matter now?