Thursday, May 5, 2011

Topic:  A Self Evident Truth


B. Leach: "What are you thinking? Don't even think it!"( TTW )

Irving Berlin: "Now, if you're blue, And you don't know where to go to. Why don't you go where fashion sits?"
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Phil: "Legend has it Santa Claus is real. And apparently faster than the speed of light."

Gerald Ford: "Whip inflation now."

Santa Claus: "Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! on Cupid! on Donner and Blitzen!"

Freud: "Ja, Herrin."

Carl Jung: "The word "belief" is a difficult thing for me. I don't believe. I must have a reason for a certain hypothesis. Either I know a thing, and then I know it - I don't need to believe it."

Stephen Wright: "When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.”

Bertrand Russell: "Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines."

Phil: "Every habit is a bad habit."

Bertram Russell: "So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence."

Lou Costello: "Who's on first?"

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