Sunday, May 8, 2011

Topic: A Self Evident Truth





Eldridge Cleaver: "Black is Beautiful"

Professor Harold Hill: "Ya got trouble, Right here in River city! With a capital "T" And that rhymes with "P" And that stands for Pool."

L. Hubbard: "Dangerous, criminally insane paranoid? Would you like to see my etchings?"

Church Lady: "Could it be.....Satan!"

Ron Howard: "Gary, Indiana!"

Khrushchev: "We will bury you."

Anonymous FBI agent: "Yeah, I can understand your feeling the need to kidnap your own daughter. It was a nasty set of divorces! Polygamy. Losing custody and all. Hard to erase those memories?"

Lt Colombo: "Oh, Just one more thing. Why did you take her to Cuba? KGB? Fidel? Casinos? DesiLu? George Raft? Monroe Doctrine? Friends of yours?"

Anonymous FBI agent: "The locked cage in the jungle, that's not as easy to understand. Not exactly a place to keep you daughter if you had gotten custody."

Nicholas Cage: Did you see "National Treasure?"

George Clooney: "Gary Coleman."

Lt Colombo: "Were you paranoid that somebody might kidnap her?"

Beach Boys: "Off the Florida Keys, there's a place called Kokomo."

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