Thursday, May 5, 2011

Topic: A Self Evident Truth


Aretha Franklin: "R E S P E C T"
Phil: "Mo Jo Ho Jo Go Go"
Grace Slick: "Go ask Alice, I think she'll know. When logic and proportion..."
Phil: "Glenn's Pens Bend's Ends"
Gloria Steinem: "Logic is in the eye of the logician."
Phil: "Courts Ports Morts Swartz"
Lois Lane: "Clark!"
Phil: "Phoney Tony Maloney Baloney"
Grace Slick: "Remember what the dormouse said: 'Feed your head"
Phil: "Food for thought?"
Annie Oakley: "Yes I can."
Phil: "How about eightish?"
Martin (The Geico Gecko): "Oh dear."
Phil: "All things considered, what's the alternative?"
Yoda: "May the force be with you."
Phil: "Yo Yo."
Edward R. Murrow: "Sadly, it seems, we are entering a new era of Charlie McCarthyism."
Martin (The Geico Gecko): "Right. Charlie McCarthyism. What are you saying exactly?"
Edward R Murrow: "One has to wonder, finally, why the best ideas fail to win in our Great Debate."
Cheryl Casone: "I want to give Congress a business education."
Phil: "I want every American to have a business education, before they graduate High School. And to make the Law of Supply and Demand part of the Pledge of Allegiance."
Sylvestor Stallion: "I am a sensitive writer, actor and director. Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager."