Sunday, May 15, 2011

Topic: A Self Evident Truth



Leif Erikson:  "Hvor er vi? Nye funnet land? Det er så original. Hva slags navn er det?"





Phil: "Honesty? Tell me a secret you don't want me to know. That's honesty!"

George Bernard Shaw: "Ptolemy created a universe that lasted a thousand years. Copernicus created a universe that lasted four hundred years. Einstein has created a universe and I can't tell you how long it will last."

Phil: "Free enterprise is genetically the closest to our hunter-gatherer roots than any other social experiment in cooperative human living. Build a better arrowhead, the world will beat a path to your cave. It will get a little more complicated once civilization of our species begins.

Sigmund Freud: "Zivilisation ist Verdrängung. Gott verdammt es!"

Phil: "Alright, alright! Calm down! Sex is important, Einstein, but you should have gone camping....alone....for several months.... without any groceries.... and cigars....to give it some perspective."

Ben Franklin: "Hunger is the best pickle."

Charles Darwin: At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace the savage races throughout the world.

Phil: Is the Cradle of Civilization civilized yet?

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