Topic: A Self Evident Truth

Aretha Franklin: "R E S P E C T"

Phil: "Mo Jo Ho Jo Go Go"

Grace Slick: "Go ask Alice, I think she'll know. When logic and proportion..."

Phil: "Glenn's Pens Bend's Ends"

Gloria Steinem: "Logic is in the eye of the logician."

Phil: "Courts Ports Morts Swartz"

Lois Lane: "Clark!"

Phil: "Phoney Tony Maloney Baloney"

Grace Slick: "Remember what the dormouse said: 'Feed your head"

Phil: "Food for thought?"

Annie Oakley: "Yes I can."

Phil: "How about eightish?"

Martin (The Geico Gecko): "Oh dear."

Phil: "All things considered, what's the alternative?"

Yoda: "May the force be with you."

Phil: "Yo Yo."

Edward R. Murrow: "Sadly, it seems, we are entering a new era of Charlie McCarthyism."

Martin (The Geico Gecko): "Right. Charlie McCarthyism. What are you saying exactly?"

Edward R Murrow: "One has to wonder, finally, why the best ideas fail to win in our Great Debate."

Cheryl Casone: "I want to give Congress a business education."

Phil: "I want every American to have a business education, before they graduate High School. And to make the Law of Supply and Demand part of the Pledge of Allegiance."

Sylvestor Stallion: "I am a sensitive writer, actor and director. Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager."

Phil: "Save America? Simple. An awesome defense, outlaw inflation, outlaw hidden taxation, and create more doctors! A few more generalists who can see the garden for the trees wouldn't hurt."

Joseph Stalin: "When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use."

Phil: "The government control of the free market? It boggles the mind. And leads us to uncharted McMurphonomics."

Yogi Berra: "It's deja vu all over again."

President Obama: "People are angry at Washington now."

Howard Beale: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

Phil: "The American people are familiar with Social Security and Medicare. Where is all this anger coming from?"

Anne Coulter: "Crony capitalism."

Martin (The Geico Gecko): "Right. Charlie McMurphyism."

Phil: "Are you smarter than a post graduate?"

Bill Gates: "So I didn't graduate, but I'm richer than all of them. Ha! And I'm doing something about agrarian science. OK?"

Carlos Slim Helu: "Bueno."

Howard Beale: "I don't have to tell you things are bad."

Studio Audience: "HOW BAD IS IT?"

Johnny Carson: "Well,,, I'll tell you. Its getting so bad in America, if you have a high school diploma, you could be an elitist."

Mary Poppins: "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"

Paul Harvey: "Now you know the rest of the story."

John McLaughlin: "Bye Bye!"

Howard Beale: "But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!"

Walter Kronkite: "And that's the way it is."

William Bendix: "What a revoltin' development this is!"

Phil: "Do you have a personal relationship with the Multiverse?"

Jon Stewart: "Go fuck yourselves!"

Phil: "Does anyone feel the need to go fuck themselves?"

Elmer Fudd: "Dang wabbit!"

Bill O'Reilly: "Don't be a popinjay!"