Topic: A Self Evident Truth

George Washington:  "If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter."

Oprah Winfrey:  "He's the one."

Psalm 23:  "The Lord is my shepherd..."

Phil:  "Alchemy?  So far it still takes about 13 billion years to find gold naturally.   A second generation star must go supernova.  Then a third generation star with a solar system and life must form and light up in order to find it."

Genesis:  And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

Al Sleet, the Hippy Dippy Weatherman:  "Weather tonight: dark. Turning partly light by morning."

Ptolemy:  I know that I am mortal and the creature of a day; but when I search out the massed wheeling circles of the stars, my feet no longer touch the earth, but, side by side with Zeus himself, I take my fill of ambrosia, the food of the gods.

Phil:  "7500 years of Humanity celebrating in one form or another, the return of the Sun to the Northern Hemisphere.  Let's Partae!    Merry Winter Solstice!  In fact, let's call it a Happy New Year!  WooHoo!  It seems like the whole Northern Hemisphere is turning green."

Madison:  "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!"

Jerry Falwell:  "There's been a concerted effort to steal Christmas.”

Charlemagne:  "Permissum nos lacto paganus converto."

Noah(Bill Cosby):  "Right.................What's an Ark?"

William F. Buckley:  Though liberals do a great deal of talking about hearing other points of view, it sometimes shocks them to learn that there are other points of view.

Martin (The Geico Gecko): "And you're going to live forever.......when you die!   But you'll love it?  Oh dear."

Phil:  "I suspect most people would like to live forever..............while they're alive!"

Freud:   "Das ist nicht richtig, Scheissekopf!"

John McEnroe:  "You've got to be kidding me!   That was on the line."

Jack Paar:  "I kid you not."

Phil:  "Maybe you'd be interested in some real estate in Florida?  In another universe?"  

Martin (The Geico Gecko):  "Promise her anything, but give her Arpel.  Right."

Sir Walter Scott:  "Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice robbery...er socialism...er to deceive."

Phil:  "Speaking of polyverse, that's multidimensionally plausible."

Puck:  "Lord, what fools these mortals be!"

Patrick:  "Gullibility is not in the dictionary.