Topic: Self Evident Truth

Bob O: "Are you gay?"(TTW)

Elvis: "Elvis the Pelvis? You ain't never caught a rabbit, you ain't no friend of mine."

Phil: "We're going to need a population explosion to spread the debt around."

JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."

FDR: "The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself."

Mr. President: "Can you spare a dime, Bro?"

President Barack Obama: "That is the true genius of America, a faith in the simple dreams of its people, the insistence on small miracles. That we can say what we think, write what we think, without hearing a sudden knock on the door. That we can have an idea and start our own business without paying a bribe or hearing a sudden knock on the door. That we can participate in the political process without fear of retribution, and that our votes will be counted-or at least, most of the time."

Phil: "Education, applied science, innovation and entrepreneurship generates real wealth for the people of our nation. Wall Street spreads the wealth around, thank you."

Will Rogers: "Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for."

Phil: "Bureaucrats are the kind of people who get in your way and then ask 'How may I help?' And finally, object to your suggestions and congratulate themselves for a job well done!"