George
Washington Carver: "Education is
the key to unlock the golden door of freedom."
Phil: "Google is to the world wide web as the
Collective Consciousness of Life on Earth is to_______?"
A. Sex
B. The Universe
C. The Multiverse
D. God
E. Adam's apple
Bill
Gates: "The Internet is becoming
the town square for the global village of tomorrow."
George
Washington: If we desire to avoid
insult, we must be able to repel it; if we desire to secure peace, one of the
most powerful instruments of our rising prosperity, it must be known, that we
are at all times ready for War.
Annie: "The sun will come up tomorrow."
Albert
Einstein: "One sees that in this
paradox the germ of the special relativity theory is already contained. Today
everyone knows, of course, that all attempts to clarify this paradox
satisfactorily were condemned to failure as long as the axiom of the absolute
character of time, or of simultaneity, was rooted unrecognized in the
unconscious. To recognize clearly this axiom and its arbitrary character
already implies the essentials of the solution of the problem."
Martin
(The Geico Gecko): "The
unconscious. Yeah, Right."
Phil: "What's on the other side of our
Universe?"
John
McLaughlin: "Many universes?"
Phil: "We need a place and time before
spacetime."
M. C.
Escher: "Only those who attempt the
absurd will achieve the impossible. I think it's in my basement... let me go
upstairs and check."
Salvador
Dali: The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
Phil: Multiverse. Right. An infinitely variable spiral
hyperchronospheric cosmological mobius strip.
Donald
Trump: "As long as you’re going to
be thinking anyway, think big."
Carl
Jung: "Show me a sane man and I
will cure him for you.”
Gypsy Rose
Lee: "Let me entertain you."
Phil: "From a quantum dramatics perspective
her quarks are astonishing! Galactically speaking, of course."
McMurphy: "I must be crazy to be in a loony bin
like this."
Groucho: “Marriage is a wonderful institution...but
who wants to live in an institution?”
Phil: "Reality! A dynamic equilibrium of Multiversal
(infinite universes) Mandelbrot curvature in ID (infinite dimensions)."
Janet
Jackson: "Wardrobe
malfunction."
Phil: "The PolyMcMurphic Law: In our Multiverse, everything that can go
wrong has already gone wrong...an infinite number of times!"
Yogi
Berra: "It's déjà vu all over
again."
Phil: "Any news?"
Chauncey
Gardner: "I like to watch."
Phil: "Strunk said it best."
Albert
Einstein: Energy equals mass times the
speed of light squared.
Phil: Where did all that energy go? Oh dear, what's the matter now? Dimensional phase change?"
Stephen
Hawking: "However, one cannot
really argue with a mathematical theorem."
"My goal is simple. It is a
complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at
all."
Phil: "There are limits of course. Abstraction is always
incomplete. There is only one complete model of Reality. Full scale."
Stephen
Wright: "You can't have everything, where would you put it?"
Isaac
Newton: “If I have seen further than
others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants.”
Phil: "Did you see the Darryl Hannah version
of 'Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman?'"
Barbara
Seaman: Condoms should be marketed in 3
sizes, jumbo, colossal, and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in
and ask for the small.
Werner
Heisenberg: "It is not surprising
that our language should be incapable of describing the processes occurring
within the atoms, for, as has been remarked, it was invented to describe the
experiences of daily life, and these consist only of processes involving
exceedingly large numbers of atoms. Furthermore, it is very difficult to modify
our language so that it will be able to describe these atomic processes, for
words can only describe things of which we can form mental pictures, and this
ability, too, is a result of daily experience. Fortunately, mathematics is not
subject to this limitation, and it has been possible to invent a mathematical
scheme - the quantum theory - which seems entirely adequate for the treatment
of atomic processes; for visualization, however, we must content ourselves with
two incomplete analogies - the wave picture and the corpuscular picture."
Phil: "What's the matter? Dimensional differential juxtaposition?
Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?"
Ben
Franklin: "Time is money."
Phil: "Can the human mind grasp a
what's-sa-ma-giggy-do-hickie?"
Thomas
Carlyle: "Speech is silvern,
Silence is golden."
Phil: "Did you take two aspirins?"
Anonymous: "Love makes the world go 'round."
Phil: "If it's real, it has an electron volt
equivalent."
Donald
Trump: “It's tangible, it's solid, it's
beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate.”
Rosalind: "Thou speak wiser
than thou art ware of."
Phil: "For a
discerning standard model, that's a massive proposition."
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