Topic: A Self Evident Truth

Robin Goodfellow:  "If we shadows have offended think but this and...."

Abu: "I am Abu the thief. Son of Abu the thief. Grandson of Abu the thief."

Howard Hughes:  "Now regarding the Japanese Zero... The Japanese Zero was a shock..... "

Hamlet:  "To be, or not to be.  That is the question."

Erique Claudin:  "I'm famous..... just not too many people know it"

Hamlet:  "And therefore as a stranger give it welcome.  There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

Phil:  "What could be more demoralizing and depressing than to have your privacy invaded for your entire life or more by individuals with whom you would never choose to befriend, and who attempt to converse with you through the wall or by Woody Norris technology or other means, and who disturb your peace and prosperity and sense of well being?  Who destroy the value of your property.  Make it unsellable. Plant mickies to make it sellable.  I cannot think of anything.  It must be considered an act of war."

Ronald Reagan:  "Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

Irving Berlin:  "The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl."

Phil:  "I've been rich and I've been poor,  Ritz is better, Puttin'."

Harpo:  "                                                                                                             "

Hamlet:  "The time is out of joint: O cursed spite, That ever I was born to set it right!  Nay, come, let's go together."

Phil:  "When is Eternity not Eternity?"

Groucho: "You Bet Your Life!"

Dalai Lama:  " Where ignorance is our master, there is no possibility of real peace."

Hamlet:  "Thus conscience does make cowards of us all..."

Margaret Mead:   "It is an open question whether any behavior based on fear of eternal punishment can be regarded as ethical or should be regarded as merely cowardly."

Ben Franklin:  "There was never a good war, or a bad peace."

Neil Armstrong:  "That's one small step for Man, one giant leap for Mankind."

Norm:  "Skoal!"

Martin (The Geico Gecko):  "Anthropomorphically speaking!  Right."

John Lennon:  "Imagine all the people living life in peace."

George Washington:  "My first wish is to see this plague of mankind, war, banished from the earth."

Phil:   "A MultiVerse Cinerama CinePlex is kinda like a google plex but with infinite universes instead of alot of numbers."

Ilsa:  "Play it, Sam.  Play "As Time Goes By.'"

Sam:  "It's still the same old story, a fight for love and glory.  A case of do or die.  Fundamental particles apply, space-time goes by."

Dr Carl Sagan:  "We are made of star stuff."

Michael Jackson:  "We are the ones that make a brighter day..."

Bernie Goldberg:  "This is a big story."

Dan Rather:  "Ka Ka Ka Courage."

Geoffery O'Hara:  "K K K Katy."

Anonymous:  "More powerful than a locomotive."

Joe Biden:  "This is a big fucking deal!"

Phil:  "The Greatest Story Ever Told!"

Erique Claudin  "I can make you a star!"

Phil: "Harry Kerry Larry Wins."

Jason Robards:  "Woodstein!"

Phil:  "Did you question Mark?"

G. Gordon Liddy:  "Invest in gold."

Mickey Dolenz:  "Take the Last Train to Clarksville"

Phil:  "Roysie Boysie Tootsie Noisey"

Aretha Franklin:  "R E S P E C T"

Phil:  "Mo Jo Ho Jo Go Go"

Grace Slick:  "Go ask Alice, I think she'll know.  When logic and proportion..."

Phil:  "Glenn's Pens Bend's Ends"

Gloria Steinem:  "Logic is in the eye of the logician."

Phil:  "Courts Ports Morts Swartz"

Lois Lane:  "Clark!"

Phil:  "Phoney Tony Maloney Baloney"

Grace Slick:  "Remember what the dormouse said:  'Feed your head"

Phil:  "Food for thought?"

Annie Oakley:  "Yes I can."

Phil:  "How about eightish?"

Martin (The Geico Gecko):  "Oh dear."

Phil:  "All things considered, what's the alternative?"