Jack Paar: "I kid you not."

Phil: "Maybe you'd be interested in some real estate in Florida? In another universe?"

Martin (The Geico Gecko): "Promise her anything, but give her Arpel. Right."

Sir Walter Scott: "Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice robbery...er socialism...er to deceive."

Phil: "Speaking of polyverse, that's multidimensionally plausible."

Puck: "Lord, what fools these mortals be!"

Patrick: "Gullibility is not in the dictionary."

Genesis: So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them. And God blessed them, and God said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth."

Phil: "8000 BC Human population about 5.3 million. The date of creation set at 5508 BC or 5409 BC or 4004 BC or 3760 BC.

Cris Wallace: It's a date.

Clarke Gable: "Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing."