Phil: Thanks for being here, Ed. Why don't you get us started.
Edward R Murrow: "The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer."
Phil: So, what is the likelihood, if eternity is the only possibility, that there is only one odd, statistically speaking?"
Steve Allen: I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind."
Phil: "Existence rules out the possibility of Non-existence. Non-existence already ruled itself out."
A. True or False
B. True
Will Rogers: Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it."
Phil: "Well, if I were to give you a clean sheet of paper and a pencil and asked you to represent "All Things" and "Nothing," what would you do?"
A. Nothing
B. Something Else. Anything. Please.
B. What's the alternative?
Robert Prechter: “There's nothing wrong with cash. It gives you time to think.”
Phil: "Alright, the first rule of Real Estate: Location, location, location! So, The Big Bang! Did you get the spacetime? Well let's not forget the rest of the 5 W's.
Albert Einstein “The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.”
Phil: "Ah huh. Once I tried to count to infinity. Then I realized that by the time I got half way I'd still have another infinity to go. So I stopped. I figured I didn't have enough time for this. And there was probably something else I should be doing. Talk about spinning your wheels and getting nowhere fast! Boy, was I glad I stopped. Then I heard about Einstein's rocket thought experiment. Maybe with the right technology, though, it might be possible after all. I was further encouraged by the knowledge that infinity to the infinite power is still only infinity."
Galileo: “I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.”
Phil: "Then I became a playboy."
Church Lady: "Well isn't that special!"
Phil: And by the time I was 37, I actually had my own subscription.
George Washington Carver: "Education is the key to unlock the golden door of freedom."
Phil: "Google is to the world wide web as the Collective Consciousness of Life on Earth is to_______?"
A. Sex
B. The Universe
C. The Multiverse
D. God
E. Adam's apple
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