Professor Donald Johansson: "Australopithecus afarensis"
Richard Leakey: "I, too, am convinced that our ancestors came from Africa."
Eldridge Cleaver: "Black is Beautiful"
Professor Harold Hill: "Ya got trouble, Right here in River city! With a capital "T" And that rhymes with "P" And that stands for Pool."
L. Hubbard: "Criminally insane paranoid? Would you like to see my etchings?"
Church Lady: "Could it be.....Satan!"
Ron Howard: "Gary, Indiana!"
Khrushchev: "We will bury you."
Anonymous FBI agent: "Yeah, I can understand your feeling the need to kidnap your own daughter. It was a nasty set of divorces! Polygamy. Losing custody and all. Hard to erase those memories?"
Lt Colombo: "Oh, Just one more thing. Why did you take her to Cuba? KGB? Fidel? Casinos? DesiLu? George Raft? Monroe Doctrine? Friends of yours?"
Anonymous FBI agent: "The locked cage in the jungle, that's not as easy to understand. Not exactly a place to keep you daughter if you had gotten custody."
Nicholas Cage: "Did you see 'National Treasure?'"
George Clooney: "Gary Coleman."
Lt Colombo: "Were you paranoid that somebody might kidnap her?"
Beach Boys: "Off the Florida Keys, there's a place called Kokomo."
Ed Koch: "He is a crook, but I like him.... Most politicians still like De Sapio. He always gets the most applause when he is introduced at Democratic dinners."
Richard Nixon: "Well, I'm not a crook!"
Thomas Jefferson: "The object of your mission is to explore the Missouri river; & such principal stream of it, as by its course & communication with the waters of the Pacific Ocean, may offer the most direct & practicable water communication across this continent, for the purpose of commerce."
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