Anne Hathaway: "You remind me of the man."
William Shakespeare: "What man?"
Anne Hathaway: "The man with the power."
William Shakespeare: "What power?"
Anne Hathaway: "The power of woohoo."
William Shakespeare: "Woohoo?"
Anne Hathaway: "Yoohoo."
William Shakespeare: "Oh Hello bb, brb."
Nick Bottom: "Methinks I was enamored of an ass."
Hannity: "You have a way with words."
Jerry Falwell: “The whole (global warming) thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability."
Phil: "The planet Venus, named after the Goddess of Love, turns out to be a very hot, mean place for life as we know it."
Bill Nye, the Science Guy: "If you want to get serious about it, these guys claiming that the snow in Washington disproves climate change are almost unpatriotic. It‘s really they‘re denying science."
Phil: "The sun is even hotter."
Dick Van Dyke: "Gray skies are gonna clear up, Put on a happy face."
The Walrus: "goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob."
Bob Anderson: "Good job!"
John: "And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz."
Phil: "A dictionary is actually a thesaurus."
Paul: "Will you still feed me, will you still need me, when I'm sixty four."
William Shakespeare: "That to be heaven Anne hath a way; She hath a way."
Robert Graves: "A remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he is really very good in spite of all the people who say he is very good."
Phil: "I'm not a big fan of profanity. There are just too many commonly unused words in the dictionary. To wit, psychobabble's co-dependency in denial augurs an extrasomatic mephitic paranoiac phenomenon in abeyance to eventuation or other superfluous loathsome malapropos denouements."
Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
Robert H Goddard: It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.
Howard Hughes: “I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddamit, I'm a billionaire.”
Richard Nixon: "Why would I want to talk to David Frost?"
Swifty Lazar: "I've got half a million dollars."
Richard Nixon: "Really? (Expletive deleted)."
Phil: "Knowledge is power.*
*subject to updates without notice"
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