Oprah
Winfrey: "He's the one."
Psalm
23: "The Lord is my
shepherd..."
Phil: "Alchemy? So far it still takes about 13 billion years
to find gold naturally. A second
generation star must go supernova. Then
a third generation star with a solar system and life must form and light up in
order to find it."
Genesis: And God said, "Let there be light,"
and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and He separated the
light from the darkness. 5 God called the light "day," and the
darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was
morning—the first day.
Al
Sleet, the Hippy Dippy Weatherman:
"Weather tonight: dark. Turning partly light by morning."
Ptolemy: I know that I am mortal and the creature of a
day; but when I search out the massed wheeling circles of the stars, my feet no
longer touch the earth, but, side by side with Zeus himself, I take my fill of
ambrosia, the food of the gods.
Phil: "7500 years of Humanity celebrating in
one form or another, the return of the Sun to the Northern Hemisphere. Let's Partae! Merry Winter Solstice! In fact, let's call it a Happy New Year! WooHoo!
It seems like the whole Northern Hemisphere is turning green."
Madison:
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!"
Jerry
Falwell: "There's been a concerted
effort to steal Christmas.”
Charlemagne: "Permissum nos lacto paganus
converto."
Noah(Bill
Cosby):
"Right.................What's an Ark?"
William
F. Buckley: Though liberals do a great
deal of talking about hearing other points of view, it sometimes shocks them to
learn that there are other points of view.
Martin
(The Geico Gecko): "And you're going to live forever.......when you
die! But you'll love it? Oh dear."
Phil: "I suspect most people would like to
live forever..............while they're alive!"
Freud: "Das ist nicht richtig,
Scheissekopf!"
John
McEnroe: "You've got to be kidding
me! That was on the
line."
Jack
Paar: "I kid you not."
Phil: "Maybe you'd be interested in some real
estate in Florida? In another
universe?"
Martin (The Geico Gecko): "Promise her anything,
but give her Arpel. Right."
Sir
Walter Scott: "Oh what a tangled
web we weave, When first we practice robbery...er socialism...er to
deceive."
Phil: "Speaking of polyverse, that's
multidimensionally plausible."
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