Cheryl Casone: "I want
to give Congress a business education."
Phil: "I want every
American to have a business education, before they graduate High School. And to make the Law of Supply and Demand part
of the Pledge of Allegiance."
Sylvestor Stallion: "I
am a sensitive writer, actor and director. Talking business disgusts me. If you
want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager."
Phil: "Save
America? Simple. An awesome defense, outlaw inflation, outlaw
hidden taxation, and create more doctors!
A few more generalists who can see the garden for the trees wouldn't
hurt."
Joseph Stalin: "When
we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use."
Phil: "The
government control of the free market?
It boggles the mind. And leads us to uncharted McMurphonomics."
Yogi Berra: "It's deja
vu all over again."
President Obama:
"People are angry at Washington now."
Howard Beale: "I'm as
mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
Phil: "The American
people are familiar with Social Security and Medicare. Where is all this anger coming from?"
Anne Coulter: "Crony
capitalism."
Martin (The Geico Gecko):
"Right. Charlie
McMurphyism."
Phil: "Are you
smarter than a post graduate?"
Bill Gates: "So I
didn't graduate, but I'm richer than all of them. Ha! And I'm doing something
about agrarian science. OK?"
Carlos Slim Helu:
"Bueno."
Howard Beale: "I don't
have to tell you things are bad."
Studio Audience:
"HOW BAD IS IT?"
Johnny Carson: "Well,,, I'll tell you. Its getting so bad in America, if you have a high school diploma, you could
be an elitist."
Mary Poppins:
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"
Paul Harvey: "Now you
know the rest of the story."
John McLaughlin: "Bye
Bye!"
Howard
Beale: "But first get up out of
your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: I'M AS
MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!"
Walter Kronkite: "And
that's the way it is."
William Bendix: "What
a revoltin' development this is!"
Phil: "Do you have a
personal relationship with the Multiverse?"
Jon Stewart: "Go fuck
yourselves!"
Phil: "Does anyone
feel the need to go fuck themselves?"
Elmer Fudd: "Dang
wabbit!"
Bill O'Reilly: "Don't be
a popinjay!"
