Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Topic: A Self Evident Truth. Our discussion continues.


Cheryl Casone:  "I want to give Congress a business education."
Phil:  "I want every American to have a business education, before they graduate High School.  And to make the Law of Supply and Demand part of the Pledge of Allegiance."
Sylvestor Stallion:  "I am a sensitive writer, actor and director. Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager."
Phil:  "Save America?   Simple.  An awesome defense, outlaw inflation, outlaw hidden taxation, and create more doctors!  A few more generalists who can see the garden for the trees wouldn't hurt."
Joseph Stalin:  "When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use."
Phil:  "The government control of the free market?  It boggles the mind. And leads us to uncharted McMurphonomics."
Yogi Berra:  "It's deja vu all over again."
President Obama:  "People are angry at Washington now."
Howard Beale:  "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
Phil:  "The American people are familiar with Social Security and Medicare.  Where is all this anger coming from?"
Anne Coulter:  "Crony capitalism."
Martin (The Geico Gecko):  "Right.  Charlie McMurphyism."
Phil:  "Are you smarter than a post graduate?"
Bill Gates:  "So I didn't graduate, but I'm richer than all of them. Ha! And I'm doing something about agrarian science. OK?"
Carlos Slim Helu:  "Bueno."
Howard Beale:  "I don't have to tell you things are bad."
Studio Audience:   "HOW BAD IS IT?"
Johnny Carson: "Well,,, I'll tell you.  Its getting so bad in America,  if you have a high school diploma, you could be an elitist."
Mary Poppins:  "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"
Paul Harvey:  "Now you know the rest of the story."
John McLaughlin:  "Bye Bye!"
Howard Beale:   "But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!"
Walter Kronkite:  "And that's the way it is."
William Bendix:  "What a revoltin' development this is!"
Phil:  "Do you have a personal relationship with the Multiverse?"
Jon Stewart:  "Go fuck yourselves!"
Phil:  "Does anyone feel the need to go fuck themselves?"
Elmer Fudd:  "Dang wabbit!"
Bill O'Reilly:  "Don't be a popinjay!"