Topic: What is Self Evident?

Jerry Falwell:  "There's been a concerted effort to steal Christmas.”

Charlemagne:  "Permissum nos lacto paganus converto."

Noah(Bill Cosby):  "Right.................What's an Ark?"

William F. Buckley:  Though liberals do a great deal of talking about hearing other points of view, it sometimes shocks them to learn that there are other points of view.

Martin (The Geico Gecko): "And you're going to live forever.......when you die!   But you'll love it?  Oh dear."

Phil:  "I suspect most people would like to live forever..............while they're alive!"

Freud:   "Das ist nicht richtig, Scheissekopf!"

John McEnroe:  "You've got to be kidding me!   That was on the line."

Jack Paar:  "I kid you not."

Phil:  "Maybe you'd be interested in some real estate in Florida?  In another universe?"   

Martin (The Geico Gecko):  "Promise her anything, but give her Arpel.  Right."

Sir Walter Scott:  "Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice robbery...er socialism...er to deceive."

Phil:  "Speaking of polyverse, that's multidimensionally plausible."

Puck:  "Lord, what fools these mortals be!"

Patrick:  "Gullibility is not in the dictionary."

Genesis:  So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.  And God blessed them, and God said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth."  

Phil:  "8000 BC Human population about 5.3 million. The date of creation set at 5508 BC or 5409 BC or 4004 BC or 3760 BC.

Cris Wallace:  It's a date.

Clarke Gable:   "Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing."

Phil:  "4000 BC:  World population is about 85 million.

Cris:  "People who live in grass huts shouldn't stow thrones.  

Phil:  "The abacus developed in and around the Middle East and Mediterranean about 3000 BC."

Pythagoras:  "Μια ορθογωνισμένη συν Β ορθογωνισμένη ίσον C ορθογωνισμένη."

Hammurabi the Great:  "We knew that!"

Pythagoras:  "Ι αποδείχθηκε."

Church Lady:  "Well I don't know.  Who could it be?"

Howard Baker:  "What did the president know and when did he know it?"

Phil:  "2010 AD Earth's population 6.08 billion."

Ernest Hemingway:  "But did thee feel the earth move?"

Phil:  "Whoa!  I believe that's called human nature, anthropomorphically speaking."

Martin (The Geico Gecko):  "Human Nature.  Right."

Phil:  "Without agricultural science (8000 BC) it takes about 5000 acres to support one human.   Agrarian science allows the hunter-gatherer to settle down.  One acre can now support one human. (5000 BC)  It's good to know when to plant the seed.

Genesis:   But God had said, “But from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat from it you shall surely die” (2:17).

Plato: "χαθούν στη μετάφραση"

Casca: "But, for my own part, it was Greek to me."

Phil:  "3500 BC, The Real Estate industry begins.  A man's home is his castle.  Thus the transition from Cave Man to Condo Dweller begins....though some homo sapiens apparently have yet to come out of their caves or make sense of antidisestablishmentarianism."

Plato:  "Η αλληγορία του σπηλαίου."