Edward
R Murrow: "The obscure we see eventually. The completely
obvious, it seems, takes longer."
Phil:
" What is the likelihood, if eternity is the only possibility,
that there is only one odd, statistically speaking?"
Steve
Allen: I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental
bets. That's how I lost my mind."
Phil:
"Existence rules out the possibility of Non-existence.
Non-existence already ruled itself out."
A.
True or False
B.
True
Will
Rogers: Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock
and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't
buy it."
Phil:
"If I were to give you a clean sheet of paper and a pencil and
asked you to represent "All Things" and "Nothing,"
what would you do?"
A.
Nothing
B.
Something Else. Anything. Please.
B.
What's the alternative?
Robert
Prechter: “There's nothing wrong with cash. It gives you time to
think.”
Phil:
"Alright, the first rule of Real Estate: Location, location,
location! So, The Big Bang! Did you get the spacetime? Well
let's not forget the rest of the 5 W's.
Albert
Einstein “The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't
happen at once.”
Phil:
"Once I tried to count to infinity. Then I realized that by
the time I got half way I'd still have another infinity to go. So I
stopped. I figured I didn't have enough time for this. And there
was probably something else I should be doing. Talk about spinning
your wheels and getting nowhere fast! Boy, was I glad I stopped.
Then I heard about Einstein's rocket thought experiment. Maybe with
the right technology, though, it might be possible after all. I was
further encouraged by the knowledge that infinity to the infinite
power is still only infinity."
Galileo:
“I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has
endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo
their use.”
Phil:
"Then I became a playboy."
Church
Lady: "Well isn't that special!"
Phil:
And by the time I was 37, I actually had my own subscription.
George
Washington Carver: "Education is the key to unlock the golden
door of freedom."
Phil:
"Google is to the world wide web as the Collective
Consciousness of Life on Earth is
to_______?"
A.
Sex
B.
The Universe
C.
The Multiverse
D.
God
E.
Adam's apple
