Thursday, May 19, 2011

Topic: A Self Evident Truth


T. Boone Pickens: "We’ve got all these politicians talking about better health care and what all, but believe me, we’re not going to have the money to take care of sick people.. or anyone else as far as I’m concerned.. if we don’t fix our energy problem right now. I’ve got an idea what to do. It might not be a perfect idea, but hell, none of my best ideas have been perfect."

Phil: "Factor in the cost of two recent wars in the Middle East and the ongoing war on terrorism to the cost of a gallon of gasoline, what are we talking about $10? $20? a gallon without factoring in the cost of the wounded and the dead? Now if you factor in inflation since 1917, the costs of WWl, WWll, the Cold War.....well, you catch my drift."

Hypatia of Alexandria: "Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all."

Phil: "It might be more cost effective to open an escrow account at the UN and offer 'Wanted Dead or Alive: Osama Bin Laden. Reward: One Trillion US Dollars.'"

David Frum: "The axis of evil"

Howard Beale: “They got Bin Laden. He's dead.”

Phil: Oh!

Yeah man: "Yup!"

Mona Lisa: "Can you prove God exists?"

Leonardo Da Vinci: "If I told you, you wouldn't believe me."

Mona Lisa: "You know?"

Leonardo Da Vinci: "You know!"

Mona Lisa: "I know?"

Leonardo Da Vinci: "That's right."

Mona Lisa: "How do you know?"

Leonardo Da Vinci: "That is correct."

Mona Lisa: "Jackass."

Leonardo Da Vinci: "Jackass?"

Mona Lisa: "That's right!"

Leonardo Da Vinci: "You know?"

Mona Lisa: "I know."

Leonardo Da Vinci: "How do you know?"

Mona Lisa: ;)


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