Friday, May 20, 2011

Topic: A Self Evident Truth


Patsy Cline: "I'm Crazy."

Alfred E Neuman: "What? Me worry?"

Mr. Ed: "Wilbur."

Phil: "Did you see the movie 'The Man Who Would Be King? How about 'The Legend of Sleepy Hollow?' 'The Godfather?'"

Governor David Paterson: "Did you see 'The Boys from Brazil?'"

Joe Cocker: "I get by with a little help from my friends."

Ringo Starr: "So this is America. They must be out of their minds."

Kenneth Starr: “Let me share with you a bit of the record in the case.”

John Lennon: "He blew his mind out in a car."

Lee Harvey Oswald: "I'm a patsy."

LBJ: “I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket.”

Jack Ruby: "I thought I'd be a hero."

Thomas Rudman-Brown: "The best government is the one that charges you the least blackmail for leaving you alone.”

Glenn Beck: "It's morning in America!"

Robin Williams: "Good morning Viet Nam"

Paul Harvey: "Good Day!"

Wilbur: "Hello, Ed"

Louis Armstrong: "Hello Dolly."

Martin Short: "The Calla Lilies are in bloom today."
George Segal: "What's going on?"
Yogi Berra: "It's deja vu all over again."
Marvin Gaye: "What going on?"
Joe Dirt: "Yeah, I'm cool."
Phil: "Is the source of all religious fanaticism the false assumption that 'nothing' is a noun?" Or does the trouble lie with the human trait that would attempt to exploit the lemmings' true quest for life?"

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