Monday, May 16, 2011

Topic: A Self Event Truth


Day tripper one way ticket yeah

Phil: "Double speak is to 1984 as polyverse is to______________?"
A. The Voyage of the Beagle
B. Mein Kampf
C. The Trail of Tears
D. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
E. The Koran

Sgt. Pepper: "Lucy in the skies with diamonds"

Jerry Falwell: “Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan in America.”

Sammy Sosa: "Baseball has been good to me."

Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776: "When in the course of human events....."

Sigmund Freud: The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman want?"

Phil: "A great orgasm, Einstein. The purpose of the libido is the propagation of the species. And by the current numbers on world population, that repression thing of yours has yet to commence."

Joe Montana: "There's no thrill like throwing a touchdown pass."

The Idaho Couch Potato: "This Spud's for you."

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