Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Topic: A Self Evident Truth


Bud Abbott: "I don't know."

Phil: "I've been to Helena and back! You should see my car!"

Charles Foster Kane: "Yes. Dear Wheeler: you provide the prose poems. I'll provide the war."

Carrie Prejean: "It's so embarrassing."

Alfred Hitchcock: "Good Evening."

Maria: "Fly me to The Moon."

Marilyn Monroe: "Happy Birthday Mr. President."

Mick Jagger: "I can't get no satisfaction."

Phil: "I am not now, nor have I ever been a member of The Free Wankers Society. The Free Wankers Society, bah! What Free Wankers Society? There is no Free Wankers Society."

Woody Allen: "Don't knock it. Its making love to somebody you really care about."

Dr Ruth: "Remember to wear a condom."

Popeye: "Shiver me timbers, Olive."

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