Albert
Einstein: Energy equals mass times the
speed of light squared.
Phil: Where did all that energy go? Oh dear, what's the matter now? Dimensional phase change?"
Stephen
Hawking: "However, one cannot
really argue with a mathematical theorem."
"My goal is simple. It is a
complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at
all."
Phil: "There are limits of course. Abstraction is always
incomplete. There is only one complete model of Reality. Full scale."
Stephen
Wright: "You can't have everything, where would you put it?"
Isaac
Newton: “If I have seen further than
others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants.”
Phil: "Did you see the Darryl Hannah version
of 'Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman?'"
Barbara
Seaman: Condoms should be marketed in 3
sizes, jumbo, colossal, and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in
and ask for the small.
Werner
Heisenberg: "It is not surprising
that our language should be incapable of describing the processes occurring
within the atoms, for, as has been remarked, it was invented to describe the
experiences of daily life, and these consist only of processes involving
exceedingly large numbers of atoms. Furthermore, it is very difficult to modify
our language so that it will be able to describe these atomic processes, for
words can only describe things of which we can form mental pictures, and this
ability, too, is a result of daily experience. Fortunately, mathematics is not
subject to this limitation, and it has been possible to invent a mathematical
scheme - the quantum theory - which seems entirely adequate for the treatment
of atomic processes; for visualization, however, we must content ourselves with
two incomplete analogies - the wave picture and the corpuscular picture."
Phil: "What's the matter? Dimensional differential juxtaposition?
Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?"
Ben
Franklin: "Time is money."
Phil: "Can the human mind grasp a
what's-sa-ma-giggy-do-hickie?"
Thomas
Carlyle: "Speech is silvern,
Silence is golden."
Phil: "Did you take two aspirins?"
Anonymous: "Love makes the world go 'round."
Phil: "If it's real, it has an electron volt
equivalent."
Donald
Trump: “It's tangible, it's solid, it's
beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate.”
Rosalind: "Thou speak
wiser than thou art ware of."
Phil: "For a discerning
standard model, that's a massive proposition."
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