George Washington: "If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter."
Oprah
Winfrey: "He's the one."
Psalm
23: "The Lord is my
shepherd..."
Phil: "Alchemy? So far it still takes about 13 billion years
to find gold naturally. A second
generation star must go supernova. Then
a third generation star with a solar system and life must form and light up in
order to find it."
Genesis: And God said, "Let there be light,"
and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and He separated the
light from the darkness. 5 God called the light "day," and the
darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was
morning—the first day.
Al
Sleet, the Hippy Dippy Weatherman:
"Weather tonight: dark. Turning partly light by morning."
Ptolemy: I know that I am mortal and the creature of a
day; but when I search out the massed wheeling circles of the stars, my feet no
longer touch the earth, but, side by side with Zeus himself, I take my fill of
ambrosia, the food of the gods.
Phil: "7500 years of Humanity celebrating in
one form or another, the return of the Sun to the Northern Hemisphere. Let's Partae! Merry Winter Solstice! In fact, let's call it a Happy New Year! WooHoo!
It seems like the whole Northern Hemisphere is turning green."
Madison:
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!"
Jerry
Falwell: "There's been a concerted
effort to steal Christmas.”
Charlemagne: "Permissum nos lacto paganus
converto."
Noah(Bill
Cosby):
"Right.................What's an Ark?"
William
F. Buckley: Though liberals do a great
deal of talking about hearing other points of view, it sometimes shocks them to
learn that there are other points of view.
Martin
(The Geico Gecko): "And you're going to live forever.......when you
die! But you'll love it? Oh dear."
Phil: "I suspect most people would like to
live forever..............while they're alive!"
Freud: "Das ist nicht richtig,
Scheissekopf!"
John
McEnroe: "You've got to be kidding
me! That was on the
line."
Jack
Paar: "I kid you not."
Phil: "Maybe you'd be interested in some real
estate in Florida? In another
universe?"
Martin (The Geico Gecko): "Promise her anything,
but give her Arpel. Right."
Sir
Walter Scott: "Oh what a tangled
web we weave, When first we practice robbery...er socialism...er to
deceive."
Phil: "Speaking of polyverse, that's
multidimensionally plausible."
Puck: "Lord, what fools these mortals
be!"
Patrick: "Gullibility is not in the
dictionary."
Genesis: So God created man in his own image, in the
image of God he created him; male and female he created them. And God blessed them, and God said to them,
"Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have
dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every
living thing that moves upon the earth."
Phil: "8000 BC Human population about 5.3
million. The date of creation set at 5508 BC or 5409 BC or 4004 BC or 3760 BC.
Cris
Wallace: It's a date.
Clarke Gable: "Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm
supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing."
Phil: "4000 BC: World population is about 85 million.
Cris: "People who live in grass huts shouldn't
stow thrones.
Phil: "The abacus developed in and around the
Middle East and Mediterranean about 3000 BC."
Pythagoras: "Μια ορθογωνισμένη
συν Β ορθογωνισμένη ίσον C ορθογωνισμένη."
Hammurabi the Great: "We knew that!"
Pythagoras: "Ι
αποδείχθηκε."
Church
Lady: "Well I don't know. Who could it be?"
Howard
Baker: "What did the president know
and when did he know it?"
Phil: "2010 AD Earth's population 6.08
billion."
Ernest
Hemingway: "But did thee feel the
earth move?"
Phil: "Whoa!
I believe that's called human nature, anthropomorphically
speaking."
Martin
(The Geico Gecko): "Human
Nature. Right."
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