George Washington:  "If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter."

Oprah Winfrey:  "He's the one."

Psalm 23:  "The Lord is my shepherd..."

Phil:  "Alchemy?  So far it still takes about 13 billion years to find gold naturally.   A second generation star must go supernova.  Then a third generation star with a solar system and life must form and light up in order to find it."

Genesis:  And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

Al Sleet, the Hippy Dippy Weatherman:  "Weather tonight: dark. Turning partly light by morning."

Ptolemy:  I know that I am mortal and the creature of a day; but when I search out the massed wheeling circles of the stars, my feet no longer touch the earth, but, side by side with Zeus himself, I take my fill of ambrosia, the food of the gods.

Phil:  "7500 years of Humanity celebrating in one form or another, the return of the Sun to the Northern Hemisphere.  Let's Partae!    Merry Winter Solstice!  In fact, let's call it a Happy New Year!  WooHoo!  It seems like the whole Northern Hemisphere is turning green."

Madison:  "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!"

Jerry Falwell:  "There's been a concerted effort to steal Christmas.”

Charlemagne:  "Permissum nos lacto paganus converto."

Noah(Bill Cosby):  "Right.................What's an Ark?"

William F. Buckley:  Though liberals do a great deal of talking about hearing other points of view, it sometimes shocks them to learn that there are other points of view.

Martin (The Geico Gecko): "And you're going to live forever.......when you die!   But you'll love it?  Oh dear."

Phil:  "I suspect most people would like to live forever..............while they're alive!"

Freud:   "Das ist nicht richtig, Scheissekopf!"

John McEnroe:  "You've got to be kidding me!   That was on the line."

Jack Paar:  "I kid you not."

Phil:  "Maybe you'd be interested in some real estate in Florida?  In another universe?"   

Martin (The Geico Gecko):  "Promise her anything, but give her Arpel.  Right."

Sir Walter Scott:  "Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice robbery...er socialism...er to deceive."

Phil:  "Speaking of polyverse, that's multidimensionally plausible."

Puck:  "Lord, what fools these mortals be!"

Patrick:  "Gullibility is not in the dictionary."

Genesis:  So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.  And God blessed them, and God said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth."  

Phil:  "8000 BC Human population about 5.3 million. The date of creation set at 5508 BC or 5409 BC or 4004 BC or 3760 BC.

Cris Wallace:  It's a date.

Clarke Gable:   "Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing."

Phil:  "4000 BC:  World population is about 85 million.

Cris:  "People who live in grass huts shouldn't stow thrones.  

Phil:  "The abacus developed in and around the Middle East and Mediterranean about 3000 BC."

Pythagoras:  "Μια ορθογωνισμένη συν Β ορθογωνισμένη ίσον C ορθογωνισμένη."

Hammurabi the Great:  "We knew that!"

Pythagoras:  "Ι αποδείχθηκε."

Church Lady:  "Well I don't know.  Who could it be?"

Howard Baker:  "What did the president know and when did he know it?"

Phil:  "2010 AD Earth's population 6.08 billion."

Ernest Hemingway:  "But did thee feel the earth move?"

Phil:  "Whoa!  I believe that's called human nature, anthropomorphically speaking."

Martin (The Geico Gecko):  "Human Nature.  Right."