Cheryl Casone: "I want to give Congress a business education."
Phil: "I want every American to have a business education, before they graduate High School. And to make the Law of Supply and Demand part of the Pledge of Allegiance."
Sylvestor Stallion: "I am a sensitive writer, actor and director. Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager."
Phil: "Save America? Simple. An awesome defense, outlaw inflation, outlaw hidden taxation, and create more doctors! A few more generalists who can see the garden for the trees wouldn't hurt."
Joseph Stalin: "When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use."
Phil: "The government control of the free market? It boggles the mind. And leads us to uncharted McMurphonomics."
Yogi Berra: "It's deja vu all over again."
President Obama: "People are angry at Washington now."
Howard Beale: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
Phil: "The American people are familiar with Social Security and Medicare. Where is all this anger coming from?"
Anne Coulter: "Crony capitalism."
Martin (The Geico Gecko): "Right. Charlie McMurphyism."
Phil: "Are you smarter than a post graduate?"
Bill Gates: "So I didn't graduate, but I'm richer than all of them. Ha! And I'm doing something about agrarian science. OK?"
Carlos Slim Helu: "Bueno."
Howard Beale: "I don't have to tell you things are bad."
Studio Audience: "HOW BAD IS IT?"
Johnny Carson: "Well,,, I'll tell you. Its getting so bad in America, if you have a high school diploma, you could be an elitist."
Mary Poppins: "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"
Paul Harvey: "Now you know the rest of the story."
John McLaughlin: "Bye Bye!"
Howard Beale: "But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!"
Walter Kronkite: "And that's the way it is."
William Bendix: "What a revoltin' development this is!"
Phil: "Do you have a personal relationship with the Multiverse?"
Jon Stewart: "Go fuck yourselves!"
Phil: "Does anyone feel the need to go fuck themselves?"
Elmer Fudd: "Dang wabbit!"
Bill O'Reilly: "Don't be a popinjay!"
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