Phil: Thanks for being
here, Ed. Why don't you get us started.
Edward R
Murrow: "The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems,
takes longer."
Phil: So, what is the likelihood, if eternity is
the only possibility, that there is only one odd, statistically speaking?"
Steve
Allen: I used to be a heavy gambler. But
now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind."
Phil: "Existence rules out the possibility of
Non-existence. Non-existence already ruled itself out."
A. True or False
B. True
Will
Rogers: Don't gamble; take all your
savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If
it don't go up, don't buy it."
Phil: "Well, if I were to give you a clean
sheet of paper and a pencil and asked you to represent "All Things"
and "Nothing," what would you do?"
A. Nothing
B. Something Else. Anything. Please.
B. What's the alternative?
Robert
Prechter: “There's nothing wrong with
cash. It gives you time to think.”
Phil: "Alright, the first rule of Real
Estate: Location, location,
location! So, The Big Bang! Did you get the spacetime? Well let's not forget the rest of the 5 W's.
Albert
Einstein “The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at
once.”
Phil: "Ah huh. Once I tried to count to
infinity. Then I realized that by the
time I got half way I'd still have another infinity to go. So I stopped.
I figured I didn't have enough time for this. And there was probably something else I
should be doing. Talk about spinning
your wheels and getting nowhere fast!
Boy, was I glad I stopped. Then
I heard about Einstein's rocket thought experiment. Maybe with the right technology, though, it
might be possible after all. I was
further encouraged by the knowledge that infinity to the infinite power is
still only infinity."
Galileo: “I do not feel obliged to believe that the
same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us
to forgo their use.”
Phil: "Then I became a playboy."
Church
Lady: "Well isn't that
special!"
Phil: And by the time I was 37, I actually had my
own subscription.
George
Washington Carver: "Education is
the key to unlock the golden door of freedom."
Phil: "Google is to the world wide web as the
Collective Consciousness of Life on Earth is to_______?"
A. Sex
B. The Universe
C. The Multiverse
D. God
E. Adam's apple
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