Nicolas
Copernicus: "At rest, however, in
the middle of everything is the sun."
Arthur C.
Clarke: "Every revolutionary idea
seems to evoke three stages of reaction. They may be summed up by the phrases:
1- It's completely impossible. 2- It's possible, but it's not worth doing. 3- I
said it was a good idea all along."
Nicolas
Copernicus: "Finally we shall place
the Sun himself at the center of the Universe."
Phil: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I would
look into that."
Will
Rogers: "It isn't what we don't
know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so."
Phil: "Intelligent life on Earth? I don't know!"
Albert
Einstein: "If we knew what we were
doing it wouldn't be called research, would it?"
Yogi
Berra: "You can observe a lot just
by watching."
Dr. Carl
Sagan: “Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.”
Mark
Twain: “It is wiser to find out than to suppose”
Arthur C
Clarke: "Perhaps, as some wit
remarked, the best proof that there is Intelligent Life in Outer Space is the
fact it hasn't come here. Well, it can't hide forever - one day we will overhear
it."
Phil: "Honesty? Tell me a secret you don't want me to
know. That's honesty!"
George
Bernard Shaw: "Ptolemy created a
universe that lasted a thousand years. Copernicus created a universe that
lasted four hundred years. Einstein has created a universe and I can't tell you
how long it will last."
Phil: "Free enterprise is genetically the
closest to our hunter-gatherer roots than any other social experiment in
cooperative human living. Build a better arrowhead, the world will beat a path
to your cave. It will get a little more
complicated once civilization of our species begins.
Sigmund Freud:
"Zivilisation ist Verdrängung.
Gott verdammt es!"
Phil: "Alright, alright! Calm down!
Sex is important, Einstein, but you should have gone
camping....alone....for several months.... without any groceries.... and
cigars....to give it some perspective."
Ben
Franklin: "Hunger is the best
pickle."
Charles
Darwin: At some future period, not very
distant as measured by centuries, the civilized races of man will almost
certainly exterminate, and replace the savage races throughout the world.
Phil: Is the Cradle of Civilization civilized yet?
Phil: "Double speak is to 1984 as polyverse is
to______________?"
A. The Voyage of the Beagle
B. Mein Kampf
C. The Trail of Tears
D. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
E. The Koran
Sgt. Pepper: "Lucy in the skies with diamonds"
Jerry
Falwell: “Billy Graham is the chief
servant of Satan in America.”
Sammy
Sosa: "Baseball has been good to
me."
Declaration
of Independence, July 4, 1776:
"When in the course of human events....."
Sigmund
Freud: The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not
yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine
soul, is "What does a woman want?"
Phil: "A great orgasm, Einstein. The purpose of the libido is the propagation
of the species. And by the current
numbers on world population, that repression thing of yours has yet to commence."
Joe
Montana: "There's no thrill like
throwing a touchdown pass."
The
Idaho Couch Potato: "This Spud's
for you."
Bud
Abbott: "I don't know."
Phil: "I've been to Helena and back! You should see my car!"
Charles
Foster Kane: "Yes. Dear Wheeler: you provide the prose poems. I'll provide
the war."
Carrie
Prejean: "It's so
embarrassing."
Alfred
Hitchcock: "Good Evening."
Maria: "Fly me to The Moon."
Marilyn
Monroe: "Happy Birthday Mr.
President."
Mick
Jagger: "I can't get no
satisfaction."
Phil: "I am not now, nor have I ever been a
member of The Free Wankers Society. The
Free Wankers Society, bah! What Free
Wankers Society? There is no Free
Wankers Society."
Woody
Allen: "Don't knock it. Its making love to somebody you really care
about."
Dr
Ruth: "Remember to wear a
condom."
Popeye: "Shiver me timbers, Olive."
Phil: "Maria?
Well....she's good, but she's no Maria. U? :)"
NASA's
mission statement:
"Panspermia."
Mick
Jagger: "You're So Vain."
Phil:
"Is that a Freudian slip or Victoria's Secret?"
