What Is Self Evident?

Bill Gates:  "The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow."

George Washington:  If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it; if we desire to secure peace, one of the most powerful instruments of our rising prosperity, it must be known, that we are at all times ready for War.

Annie:  "The sun will come up tomorrow."

Albert Einstein:  "One sees that in this paradox the germ of the special relativity theory is already contained. Today everyone knows, of course, that all attempts to clarify this paradox satisfactorily were condemned to failure as long as the axiom of the absolute character of time, or of simultaneity, was rooted unrecognized in the unconscious. To recognize clearly this axiom and its arbitrary character already implies the essentials of the solution of the problem."

Martin (The Geico Gecko):  "The unconscious.  Yeah, Right."

Phil:  "What's on the other side of our Universe?"

John McLaughlin:  "Many universes?"

Phil:  "We need a place and time before spacetime."

M. C. Escher:  "Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. I think it's in my basement... let me go upstairs and check."

Salvador Dali: The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."

Phil:  Multiverse. Right.  An infinitely variable spiral hyperchronospheric cosmological mobius strip.

Donald Trump:  "As long as you’re going to be thinking anyway, think big."

Carl Jung:  "Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.”

Gypsy Rose Lee:  "Let me entertain you."

Phil:  "From a quantum dramatics perspective her quarks are astonishing! Galactically speaking, of course."

McMurphy:  "I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

Groucho:  “Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?”

Phil:   "Reality!  A dynamic equilibrium of Multiversal (infinite universes) Mandelbrot curvature in ID (infinite dimensions)."

Janet Jackson:  "Wardrobe malfunction."

Phil:  "The PolyMcMurphic Law:  In our Multiverse, everything that can go wrong has already gone wrong...an infinite number of times!"

Yogi Berra:  "It's déjà vu all over again."

Phil:  "Any news?"

Chauncey Gardner:  "I like to watch."

Phil:  "Strunk said it best."