Phil: "Without agricultural science (8000 BC)
it takes about 5000 acres to support one human. Agrarian science allows the hunter-gatherer
to settle down. One acre can now support
one human. (5000 BC) It's good to know
when to plant the seed.
Genesis: But God had said, “But from the tree of the
knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat from
it you shall surely die” (2:17).
Plato:
"χαθούν στη μετάφραση"
Casca:
"But, for my own part, it was Greek to me."
Phil: "3500 BC, The Real Estate industry
begins. A man's home is his castle. Thus the transition from Cave Man to Condo
Dweller begins....though some homo sapiens apparently have yet to come out of
their caves or make sense of antidisestablishmentarianism."
Plato: "Η αλληγορία
του σπηλαίου."
Phil: "The fossilized remains of dragons prove
their existence, by George! And to think
the ancient Sumerians only mythologized them."
Joseph
Campbell: "A one sentence
definition of mythology? "Mythology" is what we call someone else's
religion."
Phil: "Tragically Hip? I'm updated traditional
myself, but that's another story."
Fred
Flintstone: "Yabba dabba doo!"
Jerry
Ruben: "I invented the term Young
Urban Professional, Yuppie."
Jerry Falwell: “AIDS is not
just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society
that tolerates homosexuals."
Bob Orbin: "Are you gay?"(TTW)
Elvis: "Elvis the Pelvis? You ain't never
caught a rabbit, you ain't no friend of mine."
Phil: "We're going to need a population
explosion to spread the debt around."
JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for
you, ask what you can do for your country."
FDR: "The only thing we have to fear, is fear
itself."
Mr.
President: "Can you spare a dime,
Bro?"
President
Barack Obama: "That is the true
genius of America, a faith in the simple dreams of its people, the insistence
on small miracles. That we can say what we think, write what we think, without
hearing a sudden knock on the door. That we can have an idea and start our own
business without paying a bribe or hearing a sudden knock on the door. That we
can participate in the political process without fear of retribution, and that
our votes will be counted-or at least, most of the time."
Phil: "Education, applied science, innovation
and entrepreneurship generates real wealth for the people of our nation. Wall Street spreads the wealth around, thank
you."
Will
Rogers: "Be thankful we're not
getting all the government we're paying for."
Phil: "Bureaucrats are the kind of people who
get in your way and then ask 'How may I help?'
And finally, object to your suggestions and congratulate themselves for
a job well done!"
Thomas
Jefferson: “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong
enough to take everything you have.”
Phil: If Warren Buffet were a socialist, he would
have given all his money to the government, and let the government save AIG.
DDE: Here in America we are descended in blood and
in spirit from revolutionists and rebels -- men and women who dare to dissent
from accepted doctrine. As their heirs, we may never confuse honest dissent
with disloyal subversion.
HST: "The buck stops here."
Bill O'
Reilly: "The spin stops here."
Anonymous: "Hip Hip Hurrah!"
Irving
Berlin: "Yip Yip Yaphank!"
Anonymous: "Hip Hip Hypnotism!"
Henry
Fonda: "G A F!"
Sam: "Cheers!"
Cliff: "Salud!"
H.
Cohen: "You little cocksucker. Are you ready?"(TTW stomping on floor
above)
S.
Portelli: "No." No."(TTW stomping on floor above)
KoKo the
gorilla: "My cat good."
A-RAB:
Where you gonna find Bernardo?
Jeff
Goldbaum: "Be afraid, be very afraid."
Bernardo: "I have seen nothing."
Elton
John: "BBBennie and the jets."
Abigail Adams: “I've always felt that a person's
intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting points of view
he can entertain simultaneously on the same topic
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