Phil: "I refuse to be labeled an atheist,
agnostic or true believer, for these appellatives offend my intelligence and
deep appreciation of the logic of mathematics, the accumulated body of
knowledge derived by scientific exploration, and the universe as we know it
today. For lack of a better word,
I am an existentialist, epistemologically speaking. All things considered,
what's the alternative? Oxymorons? What
part of know don't you get?"
Arthur
C. Clarke: "I don't believe in astrology; I'm a
Sagittarius and we're skeptical."
Phil: "I know all things exist and that is
always true. Beyond that I can only believe."
Groucho: "Hello I must be going."
Phil: "I know I am! What do you think?"
Rene
Descartes: "I think therefore I
am."
B. Leach:
"What are you thinking? Don't even
think it!"
(TTW)
Irving
Berlin: "Now, if you're blue, And
you don't know where to go to. Why don't you go where fashion sits?"
.
Phil: "Legend has it Santa Claus is real. And
apparently faster than the speed of light."
Gerald
Ford: "Whip inflation now."
Santa
Claus: "Now, Dasher! now, Dancer!
now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! on Cupid! on Donner and Blitzen!"
Freud: "Ja,
Herrin."
Carl
Jung: "The word "belief"
is a difficult thing for me. I don't believe. I must have a reason for a
certain hypothesis. Either I know a thing, and then I know it - I don't need to
believe it."
Stephen
Wright: "When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my
age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be
ninety.”
Bertrand
Russell: "Religion is something
left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt
reason and science as our guidelines."
Phil: "Every habit is a bad habit."
Bertram
Russell: "So far as I can remember,
there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence."
Lou
Costello: "Who's on first?"
Phil: "An apple a day keeps the Doctor
away."
Hamlet: "Get thee to a nunnery."
Hippocrates: “A physician without a knowledge of Astrology
has no right to call himself a physician."
Isaac
Newton: Force equals mass times
accelleration.
Stephen
Hawking: "I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was able to
reason."
Blaise
Pascal: "The heart has its reasons
of which reason knows nothing: we know this in countless ways."
Phil: "One must be careful not to trivialize
the obvious when attempting profundity for posterity."
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