Ben
Franklin: "Hear reason, or she'll
make you feel her."
William
Congreve: "Heaven hath no rage like
love to hatred turned, nor Hell a fury than a woman scorned."
Carl
Jung: "The meeting of two
personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any
reaction, both are transformed."
Phil: "Love is a charitable assertion of
magnanimous selfishness, synergistically speaking, especially when perpetrated
with a smile. Apparently quite effective for propagating the species! And why not?
Life is such a lovely, delicate biochemical expression of dynamic
dimensional equilibrium at this magnification of the ununified field, with such
an innate genetic appetite for molecular self-replication, who wouldn't think
her quarks are astonishing? Simply
electric! The universe has a
personality!"
Anonymous
1: "No it doesn't!"
Anonymous
2: "Yes it does!"
R.
Buckminster Fuller: "Love is
metaphysical gravity."
Robert
Teller: Spontaneous Combustion.
Robert
Oppenheimer: Fusion!
Shirley
Jones: "There were birds in the
sky, but I never saw them winging, no I never saw them at all, till there was
you."
Timothy
Leary: "What's she on?"
Richard
Avedon: "Picture yourself in a pink
submarine in the river of Spacetime."
Roy
Rodgers and Dale Evans: "Happy trails to you, until we meet again."
Albert
Einstein: "Gravitational
lensing!"
Fred
Astaire: "He loves and she
loves."
Eric
Schmidt: "Give me a minute."
Phil: "Would you like that in an electron volt
credit?"
Professor
Donald Johansson: "Australopithecus
afarensis"
Richard
Leakey: "I, too, am convinced that
our ancestors came from Africa."
Eldridge
Cleaver: "Black is Beautiful"
Professor
Harold Hill: "Ya got trouble, Right
here in River city! With a capital "T" And that rhymes with
"P" And that stands for Pool."
L.
Hubbard: "Criminally insane
paranoid? Would you like to see my
etchings?"
Church
Lady: "Could it be.....Satan!"
Ron
Howard: "Gary, Indiana!"
Khrushchev: "We will bury you."
Anonymous
FBI agent: "Yeah, I can understand
your feeling the need to kidnap your own daughter. It was a nasty set of divorces! Polygamy.
Losing custody and all. Hard to
erase those memories?"
Lt Colombo: "Oh, Just one more thing. Why did you take her to Cuba? KGB? Fidel? Casinos? DesiLu? George Raft? Monroe Doctrine? Friends of yours?"
Anonymous
FBI agent: "The locked cage in the
jungle, that's not as easy to understand.
Not exactly a place to keep you daughter if you had gotten
custody."
Nicholas
Cage: "Did you see 'National
Treasure?'"
George
Clooney: "Gary Coleman."
Lt
Colombo: "Were you paranoid that
somebody might kidnap her?"
Beach
Boys: "Off the Florida Keys,
there's a place called Kokomo."
Ed
Koch: "He is a crook, but I like
him.... Most politicians still like De Sapio. He always gets the most applause
when he is introduced at Democratic dinners."
Richard
Nixon: "Well, I'm not a
crook!"
Thomas
Jefferson: "The object of your mission is to explore the Missouri river;
& such principal stream of it, as by its course & communication with
the waters of the Pacific Ocean, may offer the most direct & practicable
water communication across this continent, for the purpose of commerce."
Dr Carl
Sagan: “We are a way for the cosmos to
know itself."
Phil: "My thoughts exactly. We are The Physics of Music, The Universal
Laws of Nature, The Cosmic Consciousness of the Multiverse waking up to give
itself a breast exam, galactically speaking, of course."
Neil deGrasse Tyson:
"After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the
universe lives within us all?"
Galileo: “The Sun, with all the planets revolving
around it, and depending on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as though it
had nothing else in the Universe to do.”
Edwin
Hubble: "I can see clearly
now!"
Ben
Franklin: "The Constitution only
gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it
yourself."
Phil: "One may wish to ascribe a greater purpose
to Life."
Sam: "Protons must have their quarks. That no
one can deny."
Charles
Darwin: "I have called this
principle, by which each slight variation, if useful, is preserved, by the term
of Natural Selection."
Walter
Kornbluth: "She's a fish!"
