Dr Carl
Sagan: “Who are we?"
All: "We are the
world."
Michael Jackson: "We
are the children."
Dr Carl
Sagan: "We find that we live on an
insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some
forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than
people.”
Carl Jung:
"As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to
kindle a light in the darkness of mere being."
Arthur C.
Clarke: "It may be that our role on
this planet is not to worship God - but to create him."
Frank
Morgan: "I am the great and
powerful....Wizard of Oz."
Dr Henry Frankenstein: “It's alive!
It's alive! It's alive! It's alive!
IT'S ALIVE!"
Lois
Lane: "It's Superman!"
Jaques: “All the world's a stage”
Hamlet: "wherein we'll catch the conscience of
the King."
Anne
Hathaway: "You remind me of the
man."
William
Shakespeare: "What man?"
Anne
Hathaway: "The man with the
power."
William
Shakespeare: "What power?"
Anne
Hathaway: "The power of
woohoo."
William
Shakespeare: "Woohoo?"
Anne
Hathaway: "Yoohoo."
William
Shakespeare: "Oh Hello bb,
brb."
Nick
Bottom: "Methinks I was enamored of
an ass."
Hannity: "You have a way with words."
Jerry Falwell: “The whole
(global warming) thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system
and our economic stability."
Phil: "The planet
Venus, named after the Goddess of Love, turns out to be a very hot, mean place
for life as we know it."
Bill Nye, the Science Guy:
"If you want to get serious about it, these guys claiming that the
snow in Washington disproves climate change are almost unpatriotic. It‘s really they‘re denying science."
Phil: "The sun is
even hotter."
Dick Van Dyke: "Gray skies are gonna clear up, Put on a happy
face."
The Walrus: "goo goo
g'joob g'goo goo g'joob."
Bob Anderson: "Good
job!"
John: "And of course
Henry the Horse dances the waltz."
Phil: "A dictionary is actually a
thesaurus."
Paul: "Will you still feed me, will you still
need me, when I'm sixty four."
William
Shakespeare: "That to be heaven
Anne hath a way; She hath a way."
Robert Graves: "A
remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he is really very good in spite of
all the people who say he is very good."
Phil: "I'm not a big fan of profanity. There
are just too many commonly unused words in the dictionary. To wit, psychobabble's co-dependency in
denial augurs an extrasomatic mephitic paranoiac phenomenon in abeyance to
eventuation or other superfluous loathsome malapropos denouements."
Arthur C.
Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced
technology is indistinguishable from magic."
Robert H
Goddard: It is difficult to say what is
impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of
tomorrow.
Howard
Hughes: “I'm not a paranoid deranged
millionaire. Goddamit, I'm a billionaire.”
Richard
Nixon: "Why would I want to talk to David Frost?"
Swifty
Lazar: "I've got half a million dollars."
Richard
Nixon: "Really? (Expletive deleted)."
Phil: "Knowledge is power.*
*subject to updates
without notice"
Nicolas
Copernicus: "At rest, however, in
the middle of everything is the sun."
Arthur C.
Clarke: "Every revolutionary idea
seems to evoke three stages of reaction. They may be summed up by the phrases:
1- It's completely impossible. 2- It's possible, but it's not worth doing. 3- I
said it was a good idea all along."
Nicolas
Copernicus: "Finally we shall place
the Sun himself at the center of the Universe."
Phil: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I would
look into that."
Will
Rogers: "It isn't what we don't
know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so."
Phil: "Intelligent life on Earth? I don't know!"
Albert
Einstein: "If we knew what we were
doing it wouldn't be called research, would it?"
Yogi
Berra: "You can observe a lot just
by watching."
Dr. Carl
Sagan: “Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.”
Mark
Twain: “It is wiser to find out than to suppose”
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