Topic: What Is Self Evident?

Neil Armstrong:  "That's one small step for Man, one giant leap for Mankind."

Norm:  "Skoal!"

Martin (The Geico Gecko):  "Anthropomorphically speaking!  Right."

John Lennon:  "Imagine all the people living life in peace."

George Washington:  "My first wish is to see this plague of mankind, war, banished from the earth."

Phil:   "A MultiVerse Cinerama CinePlex is kinda like a googleplex but with infinite universes instead of alot of numbers."

Ilsa:  "Play it, Sam.  Play "As Time Goes By.'"

Sam:  "It's still the same old story, a fight for love and glory.  A case of do or die.  Fundamental particles apply, space-time goes by."

Dr Carl Sagan:  "We are made of star stuff."

Michael Jackson:  "We are the ones that make a brighter day..."

Bernie Goldberg:  "This is a big story."

Dan Rather:  "Ka Ka Ka Courage."

Geoffery O'Hara:  "K K K Katy."

Anonymous:  "More powerful than a locomotive."

Joe Biden:  "This is a big fucking deal!"

Phil:  "The Greatest Story Ever Told!"

Erique Claudin  "I can make you a star!"

Phil: "Harry Kerry Larry Wins."

Jason Robards:  "Woodstein!"

Phil:  "Did you question Mark?"

G. Gordon Liddy:  "Invest in gold."

Mickey Dolenz:  "Take the Last Train to Clarksville"

Phil:  "Roysie Boysie Tootsie Noisey"

Aretha Franklin:  "R E S P E C T"

Phil:  "Mo Jo Ho Jo Go Go"

Grace Slick:  "Go ask Alice, I think she'll know.  When logic and proportion..."

Phil:  "Glenn's Pens Bend's Ends"

Gloria Steinem:  "Logic is in the eye of the logician."

Phil:  "Courts Ports Morts Swartz"

Lois Lane:  "Clark!"

Phil:  "Phoney Tony Maloney Baloney"

Grace Slick:  "Remember what the dormouse said:  'Feed your head"

Phil:  "Food for thought?"

Annie Oakley:  "Yes I can."

Phil:  "How about eightish?"

Martin (The Geico Gecko):  "Oh dear."

Phil:  "All things considered, what's the alternative?"

Yoda:  "May the force be with you."

Phil:  "Yo Yo."

Edward R. Murrow:  "Sadly, it seems, we are entering a new era of Charlie McCarthyism."

Martin (The Geico Gecko):  "Right.  Charlie McCarthyism.  What are you saying exactly?"

Edward R Murrow:  "One has to wonder, finally, why the best ideas fail to win in our Great Debate."

Cheryl Casone:  "I want to give Congress a business education."

Phil:  "I want every American to have a business education, before they graduate High School.  And to make the Law of Supply and Demand part of the Pledge of Allegiance."

Sylvestor Stallion:  "I am a sensitive writer, actor and director. Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager."

Phil:  "Save America?   Simple.  An awesome defense, outlaw inflation, outlaw hidden taxation, and create more doctors!  A few more generalists who can see the garden for the trees wouldn't hurt."

Joseph Stalin:  "When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use."

Phil:  "The government control of the free market?  It boggles the mind. And leads us to uncharted McMurphonomics."

Yogi Berra:  "It's deja vu all over again."

President Obama:  "People are angry at Washington now."

Howard Beale:  "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

Phil:  "The American people are familiar with Social Security and Medicare.  Where is all this anger coming from?"

Anne Coulter:  "Crony capitalism."

Martin (The Geico Gecko):  "Right.  Charlie McMurphyism."

Phil:  "Are you smarter than a post graduate?"

Bill Gates:  "So I didn't graduate, but I'm richer than all of them. Ha! And I'm doing something about agrarian science. OK?"

Carlos Slim Helu:  "Bueno."

Howard Beale:  "I don't have to tell you things are bad."

Studio Audience:   "HOW BAD IS IT?"

Johnny Carson: "Well,,, I'll tell you.  Its getting so bad in America,  if you have a high school diploma, you could be an elitist."

Mary Poppins:  "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"

Paul Harvey:  "Now you know the rest of the story."

John McLaughlin:  "Bye Bye!"

Howard Beale:   "But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!"

Walter Kronkite:  "And that's the way it is."

William Bendix:  "What a revoltin' development this is!"

Phil:  "Do you have a personal relationship with the Multiverse?"

Jon Stewart:  "Go fuck yourselves!"

Phil:  "Does anyone feel the need to go fuck themselves?"

Elmer Fudd:  "Dang wabbit!"

Bill O'Reilly:  "Don't be a popinjay!"

  

What Is Self Evident?

Arthur C Clarke:  "Perhaps, as some wit remarked, the best proof that there is Intelligent Life in Outer Space is the fact it hasn't come here. Well, it can't hide forever - one day we will overhear it."

Phil:  "Honesty?  Tell me a secret you don't want me to know.  That's honesty!"

George Bernard Shaw:  "Ptolemy created a universe that lasted a thousand years. Copernicus created a universe that lasted four hundred years. Einstein has created a universe and I can't tell you how long it will last."

Phil:  "Free enterprise is genetically the closest to our hunter-gatherer roots than any other social experiment in cooperative human living. Build a better arrowhead, the world will beat a path to your cave.  It will get a little more complicated once civilization of our species begins.

Sigmund Freud:  "Zivilisation ist Verdrängung.  Gott verdammt es!"

Phil:  "Alright, alright!  Calm down!  Sex is important, Einstein, but you should have gone camping....alone....for several months.... without any groceries.... and cigars....to give it some perspective."

Ben Franklin:  "Hunger is the best pickle."

Charles Darwin:  At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace the savage races throughout the world.

Phil:  Is the Cradle of Civilization civilized yet?

Phil:  "Double speak is to 1984 as polyverse is to______________?"

A.  The Voyage of the Beagle

B.  Mein Kampf

C.  The Trail of Tears

D.  Close Encounters of the Third Kind

E.  The Koran

Sgt. Pepper:  "Lucy in the skies with diamonds"

Jerry Falwell:  “Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan in America.”

Sammy Sosa:  "Baseball has been good to me."

Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776:  "When in the course of human events....."

Sigmund Freud: The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman want?"

Phil:  "A great orgasm, Einstein.  The purpose of the libido is the propagation of the species.  And by the current numbers on world population, that repression thing of yours has yet to commence."

Joe Montana:  "There's no thrill like throwing a touchdown pass."

The Idaho Couch Potato:  "This Spud's for you."

Bud Abbott:  "I don't know."

Phil:  "I've been to Helena and back!  You should see my car!"

Charles Foster Kane: "Yes. Dear Wheeler: you provide the prose poems. I'll provide the war."

Carrie Prejean:  "It's so embarrassing."

Alfred Hitchcock:  "Good Evening."

Maria:  "Fly me to The Moon."

Marilyn Monroe:  "Happy Birthday Mr. President."

Mick Jagger:  "I can't get no satisfaction."

Phil:  "I am not now, nor have I ever been a member of The Free Wankers Society.  The Free Wankers Society, bah!   What Free Wankers Society?  There is no Free Wankers Society."

Woody Allen:  "Don't knock it.  Its making love to somebody you really care about."

Dr Ruth:  "Remember to wear a condom."

Popeye:  "Shiver me timbers, Olive."

Phil:  "Maria?  Well....she's good, but she's no Maria. U? :)"

NASA's mission statement:  "Panspermia." 

Mick Jagger:  "You're So Vain."

Phil:  "Is that a Freudian slip or Victoria's Secret?"

Sigmund Freud:  "Man, ist wenn verliebt, sehr verrückt."

Leonard Bernstein:  "I feel pretty....."

Professor Henry Higgins:  "By George, I think she's got it!"

Clarke Gable:  "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn."

Bud Abbott:  "Oh, that's our short stop."

Phil:  "But love is real, symbolically speaking, Ann."

Rumi:  "There are a thousand ways to kneel and kiss the earth."

Brooke Medicine Eagle:  "Spirit of the Wind carry me.  Spirit of the Sky spread my wings and fly."

Emilia: "'Tis neither here nor there."

Marcellus:  "'Tis gone!"

Joe Namath:  "Hut one. Hut two. I want to kiss you."

Jim Morrison:  "Come on Baby light my fire!"

Pepe LePew:  "Je t'adore, mon cheri."

Jose Feliciano:  "Girl we couldn't get much higher."

Elton John:  "Like a Candle in the Wind"

Peter:  "Puff the magic dragon..."

Rif:  "When you're a jet..."

Friedrich Nietzsche:  "Also sprach Zarathustra"

"Erin Pavlina:  "In summary, if you want to learn to astral project there’s no reason why you can’t.  But it will take a commitment and some high awareness."

Mitch Miller and the Gang:  "By the light of the Silvery Moon"

Dennis Connors:  “Design has taken the place of what sailing used to be.”

Phil:  "Ready about!  Hard alee!  Nice smile!"

Adam:  "Do you know the difference between a jib and a gybe?"

John Cameron Swayze:  "It takes a licking, and keeps on ticking!"

Bob Dylan:  "The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind."

Bob Denver: "Far out"

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi: "Yogic Flying"

Clarence Darrow: "Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas."

Robin:  "Holy Smokes, Batman!"

Hopalong Cassidy:  "Some women folk have a way of changing a man's mind without him even knowin' it. Funny..."

King Kong:  "I have these feelings for you Ann, but I guess I'm having a hard time expressing them.  Please forgive me, I'm just a big ole dopey gorilla.  I've thought about therapy, William Jennings Bryan, Exxon, quantitative analysis.... I just don't know if it could ever work out between us."

Martin (The Geico Gecko):  "Oh dear!"

Beach Boys:  "Hoist up your sails John B."

Dr Carl Sagan: “Who are we?"

All:  "We are the world."

Michael Jackson:  "We are the children."

Dr Carl Sagan:  "We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people.”

Carl Jung: "As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being."

Arthur C. Clarke:  "It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God - but to create him."

Frank Morgan:  "I am the great and powerful....Wizard of Oz."

Dr Henry Frankenstein:  “It's alive!  It's alive!  It's alive!  It's alive!  IT'S ALIVE!"

Lois Lane:  "It's Superman!"

Jaques:  “All the world's a stage” 

Hamlet:  "wherein we'll catch the conscience of the King."

Anne Hathaway:  "You remind me of the man."

William Shakespeare: "What man?"

Anne Hathaway:  "The man with the power."

William Shakespeare:  "What power?"

Anne Hathaway:  "The power of woohoo." 

William Shakespeare:  "Woohoo?" 

Anne Hathaway:  "Yoohoo."

William Shakespeare:  "Oh Hello bb, brb."

Nick Bottom:  "Methinks I was enamored of an ass."

Hannity:  "You have a way with words."

Jerry Falwell:  “The whole (global warming) thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability."

Phil:  "The planet Venus, named after the Goddess of Love, turns out to be a very hot, mean place for life as we know it."

Bill Nye, the Science Guy:  "If you want to get serious about it, these guys claiming that the snow in Washington disproves climate change are almost unpatriotic.  It‘s really they‘re denying science."

Phil:  "The sun is even hotter."

Dick Van Dyke: "Gray skies are gonna clear up, Put on a happy face."

The Walrus:  "goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob."

Bob Anderson:  "Good job!"

John:  "And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz."

Phil:  "A dictionary is actually a thesaurus."

Paul:  "Will you still feed me, will you still need me, when I'm sixty four."

William Shakespeare:  "That to be heaven Anne hath a way; She hath a way."

Robert Graves:  "A remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he is really very good in spite of all the people who say he is very good."

Phil:  "I'm not a big fan of profanity. There are just too many commonly unused words in the dictionary.  To wit, psychobabble's co-dependency in denial augurs an extrasomatic mephitic paranoiac phenomenon in abeyance to eventuation or other superfluous loathsome malapropos denouements."

Arthur C. Clarke:  "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

Robert H Goddard:  It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.

Howard Hughes:  “I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddamit, I'm a billionaire.”

Richard Nixon: "Why would I want to talk to David Frost?"

Swifty Lazar: "I've got half a million dollars."

Richard Nixon: "Really? (Expletive deleted)."

Phil:  "Knowledge is power.*

*subject to updates without notice"

Nicolas Copernicus:  "At rest, however, in the middle of everything is the sun."

Arthur C. Clarke:  "Every revolutionary idea seems to evoke three stages of reaction. They may be summed up by the phrases: 1- It's completely impossible. 2- It's possible, but it's not worth doing. 3- I said it was a good idea all along."

Nicolas Copernicus:  "Finally we shall place the Sun himself at the center of the Universe."

Phil:  "I'm not a gynecologist, but I would look into that."

Will Rogers:  "It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so."

Phil:  "Intelligent life on Earth?  I don't know!"

Albert Einstein:  "If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be called research, would it?"

Yogi Berra:  "You can observe a lot just by watching."

Dr. Carl Sagan: “Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.”

Mark Twain: “It is wiser to find out than to suppose”

What Is Self Evident?

Sigmund Freud:  "Man, ist wenn verliebt, sehr verrückt."

Leonard Bernstein:  "I feel pretty....."

Professor Henry Higgins:  "By George, I think she's got it!"

Clarke Gable:  "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn."

Bud Abbott:  "Oh, that's our short stop."

Phil:  "But love is real, symbolically speaking, Ann."

Rumi:  "There are a thousand ways to kneel and kiss the earth."

Brooke Medicine Eagle:  "Spirit of the Wind carry me.  Spirit of the Sky spread my wings and fly."

Emilia: "'Tis neither here nor there."

Marcellus:  "'Tis gone!"

Joe Namath:  "Hut one. Hut two. I want to kiss you."

Jim Morrison:  "Come on Baby light my fire!"

Pepe LePew:  "Je t'adore, mon cheri."

Jose Feliciano:  "Girl we couldn't get much higher."

Elton John:  "Like a Candle in the Wind"

Peter:  "Puff the magic dragon..."

Rif:  "When you're a jet..."

Friedrich Nietzsche:  "Also sprach Zarathustra"

"Erin Pavlina:  "In summary, if you want to learn to astral project there’s no reason why you can’t.  But it will take a commitment and some high awareness."

Mitch Miller and the Gang:  "By the light of the Silvery Moon"

Dennis Connors:  “Design has taken the place of what sailing used to be.”

Phil:  "Ready about!  Hard alee!  Nice smile!"

Adam:  "Do you know the difference between a jib and a gybe?"

John Cameron Swayze:  "It takes a licking, and keeps on ticking!"

Bob Dylan:  "The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind."

Bob Denver: "Far out"

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi: "Yogic Flying"

Clarence Darrow: "Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas."

Robin:  "Holy Smokes, Batman!"